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My Bar Mitzvah lessons...not so much. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/cea920bb-1f90-4ff4-8e67-50fb1890e396/ME+STEPH.jpg Gallery & Vital Links me n the sis at my Bar Mitvah - circa 1980 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/342e53d1-e577-4999-b97f-a239d34d1273/ace.png Gallery & Vital Links me and Gordon Weiss - Fair Oaks costume contest circa 1979 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/21486c12-5a4f-4361-bff0-d415589b20f0/mcds.jpg Gallery & Vital Links My first real job in a long line of jobs. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/f9c790c8-96e1-4b0f-9d0c-1488353b033d/US.jpg Gallery & Vital Links the fam - Hawaii circa 1983 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/3a179024-08bb-40b3-bfd2-36d81cbe487c/ME+STEPH+FAIR.jpg Gallery & Vital Links steph n me - fair oaks -circa 1980 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/1e3476d6-c21c-4a7e-aa8e-1c3009888b14/PARADOX.png Gallery & Vital Links Fronting "Paradox"! June 7, 1985 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/395a2100-0e4a-45bf-9c6c-6aeb2d52284c/ME+DAD+GIL.JPG Gallery & Vital Links Gil dad and me circa 1988 (after this was taken, we jumped in the hudson and got the flu for days) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/8681d5d8-ab83-4532-bac3-42a9176d4064/ME+DAD+GOLF.JPG Gallery & Vital Links me n dad on the links (ignore the leg warmers) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/326d1f2a-f49f-4dbb-ac09-31746521a08e/ME+DAD+CALI.jpg Gallery & Vital Links Me n dad in Cali during my beach bum stint https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/7320bfbd-095d-44d0-8822-829772c55caa/MAMA+HEADSHOT.JPG Gallery & Vital Links Mama mia https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/cc410fcd-e0f4-4c84-9592-b156cddfaa31/MOM+SHOW.jpg Gallery & Vital Links Mama promo pic https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/42dc6d4d-f188-4f8f-98be-ae277d1f4947/MOM+DECCA.JPG Gallery & Vital Links Mom during her Decca Records days https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/635161e7-935a-4872-9a33-82146576c0ed/IMG_0787.JPG Gallery & Vital Links The rents with their bff's "Aunt" Barb and "Uncle" Shep. 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Miss them so much. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/d4ff87b9-b1f4-4ab7-96c2-e8551da8529e/SMOTHERS.jpg Gallery & Vital Links Mom w/ the Smothers Brothers https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/7fcb9207-c0d1-4e57-b482-63688ef80e59/MILTIE.jpg Gallery & Vital Links Mom w/ Uncle Miltie https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/5553b290-66c7-44e9-8e45-a8e35c4ff06e/curly.jpg Gallery & Vital Links Oklahoma circa 1985 (I had to sing it to spell it) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/07920382-8fab-4a05-b810-83744c40745a/mumdad.jpg Gallery & Vital Links 50+ years of wedded bliss https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/12709952-b2a4-4696-ab4c-d3278998f0df/FAM+GEORGE.jpg Gallery & Vital Links The fam goofing around in Georgetown circa 1984. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/d163946c-6fdb-469f-b991-b17df3121f8f/fam.jpg Gallery & Vital Links The fam. About a year before dad was officially diagnosed with PPA. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/d54f907c-9f5d-4ef9-bc2b-14c071f7b839/meboptones.png Gallery & Vital Links Wickey Tut at The Boptones - circa 1988 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/cd67dfd8-85f9-4aea-a0f5-65e2dc53ec49/IMG_0778.jpg Gallery & Vital Links Mom and dad in the glory days. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/90d3c536-1365-4935-bc97-97b24138be61/IMG_0805.JPG Gallery & Vital Links Diane who? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/9811d7ca-877f-4bae-bd11-d8a6eee5db8c/momsinging.jpg Gallery & Vital Links Mom press photos circa 1963 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/5b9080ce-9f23-4379-915f-e119ca935a87/lesellen.jpg Gallery & Vital Links Uncle Les and Ellen https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/029aa262-ee90-42c0-bb70-8200d8a38fdf/IMG_7920.jpg Gallery & Vital Links The Rockefellers circa 1994. Jay Camiolo is standing above me. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/5c9c8392-3579-4fe9-8456-b685b5cd2c5f/mebush.png Gallery & Vital Links Bush's first U.S. show. 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Right before they announced their reunion. Apparently, this picture has never been published. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/4bcff8be-f2c4-40e3-b906-46e863c44d9d/megene.jpg Gallery & Vital Links Me and the God of Thunder on Howard https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/eef38317-e018-4458-b15e-e65c518a270a/echotour.jpg Gallery & Vital Links with Adrian on tour w/ Echo and The Bunnymen https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/01025634-8340-41ec-a29e-2b73ed7f38b4/CRUDDY.png Gallery & Vital Links Cruddy CD -circa 1996 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/7b891873-ee63-47f0-80c4-af3007532734/ME+PAUL.JPG Gallery & Vital Links Me n Paula at Ron's (first) wedding https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/e0d92f58-87b9-4381-84b4-4b7418966f06/daveron.jpg Gallery & Vital Links Ron and Me Sag Harbor https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/d92ed112-940a-43e4-b94c-000462ac0361/evanhospital.jpg Gallery & Vital Links Zeckle doing his Hannibal Lecter on Evan's Knee https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/28d9d927-385f-4ff9-aa53-d172e1443e87/IMG_0794.JPG Gallery & Vital Links my beautiful nephews https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6a7e60c6fa62ce76f2eb09da/86e46df3-1fdb-477c-997f-076e8fce4e63/bergs.jpg Gallery & Vital Links The Rosenbergs Dept. 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